Did you know some people keep eels as pets? I haven't found a good reason why. Slimy mucus covers their bodies, and they look like this. Look at that thing. It looks like a reptilian Steve Buscemi. Also, you shouldn't keep them around smaller fish. Supposedly, the eels don't eat the fish, but they are aggressive towards small fish. But they won't bother fish closer to their size, so it sounds like the slimy little things are bullies. I'm a short, skinny man that was once a short, skinny boy so I've seen my share of bullies, and I can tell you from firsthand experience that they are never charming.
Overall, I like this insult more after finding out eels are bullies, have slimy mucus covering their skin, and look like the love child of Steve Buscemi and …another Steve Buscemi.
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