Let's ignore for just a moment that we saw Mr. Grinch's heart grow three sizes and break that weird heart measuring device thing. This insult says that Mr. Grinch's heart is an empty hole, which one would take to mean that he is incapable of love. Good thing he doesn't have feelings, because even the baddest of bad folks have love in their hearts. Hitler loved Eva Braun. Why can't it be possible that some lady grinch makes Mr. Grinch's heart pitter patter?
In fact, I'd argue that the fact that we did witness Mr. Grinch show emotion on Christmas day makes this insult even more insulting. Nothing hurts more than when someone judges you by your worst moments while overlooking moments of redemption. So what he mistreated an animal, lied to a child, and stole everyone's presents that they spent their hard-earned money on? What matters is that he shed a tear on Christmas day and is heart grew alarmingly large.
Whatever. The Grinch is an uncaring ass, except when he witnesses weird little human-like creatures sing on Christmas day. He deserves to be told his heart's an empty hole, even if it's not technically true. I approve of this insult, but I would like to note one thing: Mr. Grinch's heart is supposed to be empty, right? So there shouldn't be any insults in the future saying the Grinch's heart is full of anything, right? Right? Right.
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