Really? Those are the only three words we’re going with? What
if he used more words to describe the Grinch?
The six words that best describe you are as follows, and I
quote, “Stink. Stank. Stunk. Smelly. Funky. Poop.”
That's pretty harsh. If you have one negative quality that overwhelms all your
other qualities, that’s not a good thing, no matter how accurate the words are.
The three words that best describe Kim Kardashian are as follows,
and I quote, “Stupid. Dumb. Idiot.”
This insult seems like something a third grader would say,
but it sure is effective. If someone just used one really bad quality to
describe me, even though they had multiple opportunities to use words to
describe other qualities, that would kind of hurt.
The three words that best describe Michael are as follows,
and I quote, “Weird. Strange. Bizarre.”
I like this quote, but who’s being quoted? Probably some
punk Who with a sensitive nose. Just cover up your nose, hold your breath, and
stop hating on the Grinch. Doesn’t he live in a friggin’ cave? You try to get
clean when you live in a cave and are covered in fur.
The three words that best describe the hatin’ Who that has
no sympathy for a grinch living in a cave are as follows, and I quote, “Punk.
Chump. Wuss.”
So, you ARE starting to get a soft spot for the Grinch. You've gone from objective, dispassionate analysis to bleeding heart, apologetic empathy. Pretty soon, you'll be riding shotgun during the Grinch's next raid on Whoville, flogging the extraordinarily strong dog all the while.
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